officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

Aug 29 21:01 with 346,456 notes

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

(Source: plutoroyal)

Aug 29 21:01 with 287,393 notes

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass)

Aug 29 20:45 with 345,788 notes

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

(Source: unclemother)

Aug 29 20:09 with 557,950 notes

methimatics:

me at school

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Aug 29 19:34 with 191,685 notes
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